A girl once asked to use my shower, and left the door wide open as an invitation. I was left somewhat unsettled. After drilling a 3-millimeter hole, he gave up. My date reacted as I expected.
She gives me a bloody amazing massage, went at it for like 45 minutes. I was hanging out with a girl in first year university. Michael was left in the room for three days, keeping himself warm by wrapping himself in a Sealandic flag.
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